excuse me?

We're on vacation again. Photos to come. But we had the pleasure of all sitting down to eat together (apparently an unusual event).

H eats his meal quickly and announces "I'm finished with this." He leaps up from the table.

"H," I say gently, "you need to say 'excuse me please' "

H turns around immediately, "But momma," he looks confused, "I didn't toot!"